Lol. So apparently one of M.J’s kids smacked him in the face and his shit started falling apart.
the little kid didnt do it on purpose. i mean how is it to know his daddy is so fucking weird and has had so many plastic surgeries that if he farts to hard his nose will fall off?
so M.J had to put his face together (literally) and rush to the plastic surgeon to fix his shit.
they say M.J’s face is so fragile that nobody can touch it and he brings his own crew of makeup artists whenever he does publicity.
what a life this muthafucka lives. oh and you know he’s flat broke right?
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December 19, 2007 at 11:10 pm
thoreauly77
he will never be broke with all his beatles masters no matter what his public financials are. at least i think so.
December 19, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Furiou$tylez
shit he’s broke enough.
last i heard he was trying to sell his beatles catalog for cash.
between trying to keep the neverland up and payin all those white boys to stay quiet about fondeling their penises.
December 20, 2007 at 9:58 pm
collegedropout
No words can describe that picture.
December 21, 2007 at 7:57 pm
State of Grace
So are we gonna see MJ next to all the guys trying to sell me crack and meth going “Hey I got that Penny Lane. You want some Hard Day’s Night? You need some Hey Jude? I got all of that Abbey Road, son!”
December 21, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Furiou$tylez
i think if MJ tried to sell drugs on the corner…
he would be the dude everybody robbed at the end of the day.
December 22, 2007 at 9:49 am
Juss
Dam Mike…. It’s Hard To Believe That This Dude Here Made A Bunch Of Classics
His Thin Line Between His Genius And His Insanity Must Have Snapped
December 30, 2007 at 8:12 am
duffyjohnson
ROTFLMAO @ “I got all that Abbey Road, son!”
Yeah, what happened? He was a genius, way ahead of his time.
He does come from one fucked-up family, though.
May 23, 2008 at 10:45 am
Omar de Fati
He’s broke. I’m broke. It’s sad. In a country like America, a straight laced gentleman like myself is forced to share financial status with the likes of Mike Jackson.